Greggy must be back working on Computers again!

MORE WILD PICTURES

Check these out....

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Ribbit-Ribbit

Bud-Weis-Er... what more can you say.


Try not to let it BUG your eyes out!!

Detail of a Break up.

Well if you know Mr. Skrok, you know that there is nothing funnier to me than people! You peoples are sooooo silly... Well any way on the eve of the new year, there was drama, my pal Noli and one of her boys had a little spat, and this is how it went down... So Sayeth the Skrok.... See the Girls were out dancing and having fun, they even had Hot Dogs (put the hot dog down Mama-Cin!)


Then in an unexpected development Mr Nicholas showed up


This development made Noli sad.


Yup, even Cindy knew that this would cause drama!


"What is that on your wrist?" The Drama begins...


"Nicholas, you need to go home until you can grow up
and learn to just relax and have fun"



"No that's it I had enough drama, you go home, I am going to dance with Chocha girl!"

And that is what happened Nicholas went home and the girls went back to dancing and having fun, and of course free hot dogs... HOT DOG!



Git down momma!

Politicotoons.

I mean the situation in the world today is comical, is it not?
Perhaps the best way to really tell the story is with cartoons.
(Danish Cartoongate II?)

Does teaching "Morality" include teaching kids to lie?

I wonder, does teaching kids about morality these days imply teaching kids to lie?
Check out this story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060601/hl_nm/virginity_pledgers_dishonest_dc

See Its good practice for when they become adults, they need to keep thier desires suppressed, especially should they enjoy any deviation from the worlds "norms". At least with Cats when a gal is in heat, she will howl and yell until one of us fellas comes along and just gives her what she needs! Man you humans have it tough with all the preening and posturing before you even MIGHT get a shot at some!

All a-broad!!

Well After those eye sores last week I thought I would put up a little something easier on the eyes. I think this girls name was Amy? Pretty cute either way! Meow Meow!! Rrrrrr!

For Mothers Day

For Mothers day, which we all know is a made up holiday so that they can sell flowers and greeting cards in May - a slow month. I present you with faces only a mother could love!
Or if you are a mother, thank god these aren't your children!





Happy Mothers Day!

Corpse Bros.

Just who in the heck are these guys?

...more of them corpse bros, I'm afraid.

Skrokertoon

That ought to be a promising career move.

3d Sidewalk chalk art

Neat-o!

Silly Skroerterianisms

FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen all day long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And forever be my very best friend.


MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a fishing boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shi*

April Fools: Cartoon for the week.

Ouch! Thats gonna hurt!

Skroks Cartoon of the Week 3/27/06

Skroks Cartoon of the Week!

Cartoon of the WEEK

Cartoon of the WEEK

Cartoon of the day

Well since I would like to add some interesting things here on this blog, and I spend most of the time sleeping now (well I am pretty old) I decided to go with a cartoon of the day.
At least for the next few days. Enjoy. *Yawn* Naptime again!

Stinking Birds

Little do these featherbrains know that they were trespassing on the lair of the Skrok!


Even my false fierce little friend Bella, didn't know what hit here.
So we were just laying around the lair the other day. When this slimy stinking bird brain decides to tempt fate and lands on the forbidden fifth floor terrace. Yeah thats right the lair of the Skrok! So I hear the flappings, and while Bella skulked down into the stealth position, she obviously hasn't hunted too many birds, I knew the time to pounce was now. Despite my weakened condition, I can still best the birds, and the nasty ones no less... Pigeons!

So I struck, with speed like it was 1997 again, Foosh I was a flash, and I would have had him too, if it werent for the darned screen. Oh man, I could almost taste the fresh bird meat as I would have shredded him limb from limb in delight. Instead I ran headlong into the wire mesh screen designed to keep most vermin out of my lair! The Screen was all that saved this silly featherface, as I was ON HIM!! When featherbrains realized what was going on, exactly the time he should have been a Skroky Snack, he flapped his feathers and flew off unharmed. However I think he learned never to visit my terrace again. Next time, my little feathery snack, the Screen may not be in place, and both you and Bella the Biller, Beller would have a lesson in preparing fresh pigeon sushi ala Skrokertis!!

Oh yeah that handsome dude you see here is none other than me, The Skrok. My trusty sidekick Bella, the Biller-Beller is is right there in the back ground, as we lay on our favorite, Greggys New York Giants Blanket!